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I pulled this cute little thing away from her friend in a coffee shop, in the Mammoth Village. As I was photographing her, my Dad’s cousin thought it would be fun to jump into frame.
When he jumped in, he kept asking questions such as…
Uncle Jack: Are you single?
Cute thing: Yes.
Uncle Jack: Hey! She’s single!
Me: Let’s keep her single in the frame please.
Yeah, I’m a jerk sometimes. (And by definition of “sometimes” I mean “always”)
Later…
Uncle Jack: You’re very good at talking to the ladies. Very smooth. But this the second time I helped you close the deal.
Me: Sure you did.
Uncle Jack: Oh, look! A bear! Take a picture of me feeding it.
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-TOS
Thanks for stopping by! You look good, by the way.



I was laughing so hard! You can only aspire to have the coolness of your Uncle Jack. He is Rico Suave!!
Fun fact: Uncle Jack’s full name is JACK DANIEL…. although he prefers drinking Johnny Walker…
Nice.